"Hilarious. Acosta's heroine is fresh and sassy…all the characters are worth watching." -Romantic Times"Modern-day vampires, mystery, romance, and a lot of sassy humor, and you have a book you can't put down!" -Contra Costa Times"An addictive combo plate of romance and vamp satire." -Publishers Weekly Funny, sexy aspiring writer Milagro De Los Santos thinks she's finally found love and a home at the California ranch of fabulous Oswald Grant, MD,...