"Shocking news reaches them--an old friend has been killed, and a dangerous package he was protecting has gone missing. The gang's search leads them into the antiques business, where the tricks of the trade are as old as the objects themselves. As they encounter drug dealers, art forgers, and online fraudsters--as well as heartache close to home--Elizabeth, Joyce, Ron, and Ibrahim have no idea whom to trust. With the body count rising, the clock ticking...

Never underestimate a Burned Out Old Broad. This time it is an adventurous road trip along US Highway 2 for the three retired widows, Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield (socialite and volunteer), Dr. Robinson Leary (retired English professor), and Mary Rose McGill (housewife and sweet Catholic girl) along with new BOOB Girl Esmeralda St. Benedict, a gorgeous gypsy. From the opening crash of an entrance by Frieda Grossemouth to Esmeralda's foggy exit, follow...

The Burned Out Old Broads At Table 12 There's a naked man in the laundry room at Meadow Lakes Retirement Community. He's wearing only a brown vest, a stetson hat and cowboy boots. But that's about the extent of excitement in the big complex and that's why four diverse widows take off in secret for parts unknown, leaving no forwarding address. Between adopting the boys at the Ragged Ass Saloon, finding a dead body in the woods and capturing the killer,...

Nursery Rhymes can make testy crimes. Here we learn about Jack Spratt, Jack and a Candlestick, a little girl with a little curl, and more characters who flew in with Mother Goose. Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield, Marge Aaron, Robinson Leary and Mary Rose McGill are caught up in the Baby Doll Pajamas when We Willie Winkie designs a line of nightwear for seasoned women called "Winkies." A murderer, Dr. Fell, is on the loose. Alphonso Greatwood calls in...

There's a voodoo queen in training at Meadow Lakes Retirement Community and Chaos Cauldron's spells all go awry. Snowed in for months, the girls are trapped and Geoffrey the Mastiff is force to be host to three white rats in tiny sweaters. Double-Double, Toil and Trouble are Chaos' pets and not appetizers. But who killed Winifred Wyttch? And why are the pillows in the two ugly chairs in the lobby always on the wrong chair? But most importantly - we...

It is an ordinary Thursday, and things should finally be returning to normal. Except trouble is never far away where the Thursday Murder Club are concerned. A local news legend is on the hunt for a sensational headline, and soon the gang are hot on the trail of two murders, ten years apart. To make matters worse, a new nemesis pays Elizabeth a visit, presenting her with a deadly mission: kill or be killed. While Elizabeth grapples with her conscience...

This is the last book in Joy Johnson Brown's comedy-mystery series, The BOOB Girls: The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12. The girls, Marge, Hadley, Mary Rose, and Robbie have aged along with the rest of us. The boys, Wiley, Alphonso, Raven, and the over-sized, ugly-cute mastiff, Gregory, sport creaking joints, and stiff muscles as well. This delightful, laugh-out-loud tale, with an occasional tear now and then, provides a fun mystery complete with...

"In a peaceful retirement village, four unlikely friends meet weekly in the Jigsaw Room to discuss unsolved crimes; together they call themselves The Thursday Murder Club. There's Red Ron, the infamous former socialist firebrand, still causing trouble; gentle Joyce, widowed, pining for another resident, but surely not as innocent as she seems; Ibrahim, a former therapist who understands the darker side of human nature; and Elizabeth? Well, no one...

Everyone's favorite octogenarian is back and, together with his pals in the Old-But-Not-Dead Club, he is more determined than ever to wreak havoc and turn a twinkly eye on the brighter side of life. After a year spent mourning the death of his beloved friend Eefje, Hendrik may be older and a little more wobbly, but his youthful appetite for mischief hasn't diminished. When fears arise that the home is set for demolition, it's up to Hendrik and the...