Avery Monsen

An adult parody of children's alphabet books, offering horrible-but hilarious-advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with...

"Rhyming has always come easily to Chester van Chime. But one day he loses his gift and struggles to find the right words"--